How to...

I've recently been reading a book called, for some undiscovered reason, "Never Hit a Jellyfish with a Spade" by Guy Browning. It is the ultimate book of 'how to', covering such topics as 'how to use a knife and fork', how to appear taller', 'how to be bald' and 'how to be religious'. In the latter, it says "Once you pick a religion that claims to be the best, you are obliged to think less of other people's religions. This gives rise to all sorts of hatred and unpleasantness, which fortunately religion allows you to be forgiven for." It is full of the questions of life's smaller challenges that people rarely talk about, such as 'how do you establish a queue when you are the first one in it?' It is a rather humourous book. You will never be in doubt of 'how to' anything, including waiting, pottering, using a communal changing room, wearing a hat...the list goes on and on, helping you with all of lifes little challenges!