"I'm happy with my figure" she stated. Shame we'll all know.

Last week Sarah Cockings, who used to go to my school, won £3million on the lottery. So what is she doing with her money? She's, obviously, putting it to the great use of buying her two sisters, Alex (who used to be in my class) and Emma boob jobs. How sweet is she!! So yesterday, all over the Sun newspaper (the word "classy" springs to mind...) there was her huge picture in the centre wearing a tres revealing dress, with photos of herself, Alex and Emma looking all tarted up and smiling 'beautifully' during their photo shoot in London. With the headline somewhere along the lines of "I'm paying for my sisters boobs to be as big as mine." Its a shame that anyone who sees either of them now will go "Hahaha shes fake!" Why would you want to publically announce that sort of thing? And lets face it, the Sun is very public! You almost didn't need the page 3 girls with her picture. Not that I'm a regular reader of the Sun, but there was a copy floating around the common room at school as everyone knows who Alex is. It provided us with so much entertainment. So thankyou Sarah, Alex and Emma for being so proud of the figure God gave you, and wanting to waste all your money on plastic boobs. At least Sarah is happy with her figure. And how nice of her to be so willing to shell out £5000 for her sisters...she obviously has a lot of respect for them. I wonder what she'll do with the rest of the money? If you're sensible sunshine, buy a house. Or buy a caterpillar....thats about as useful.